Say you're the star in a horror flick...?

I put a plate of cookies on the bed. Then make a loud noise so he comes upstairs. He gets distracted by the yummy cookies and starts eating away. Meanwhile, I come out of the closet with a knife, a rope and a baseball bat. I bang the baseball bat on the floor and he turns around. The killer is just about to kill me when I pull out of no where another plate of cookies. Again, he's distracted. So I say "If you don't kill me I will give you cookies for life!" He says okay, drops his weapons and tell me to drop mine. I do so. Then he starts pigging out on the delicious cookies and I pick up the rope and strangle him, then I hit him with the baseball bat several times, and stab him to death. Then, I quickly grab the cookies and run away and my remaining friends congratulate me and say I am awesome. We all go to my house and eat A LOT of cookies. Then the movie ends.